Your path is blocked by an angry Chris Crawford. He has a chainsaw.

Credit: Chris Crawford

The legendary Atari programmer, founder of GDC and creator of Balance of Power looks angry.

What do you do?

Tell him you’re playing a text adventure, and you’d just like to get past, please.

Say, “Slain any dragons recently, Chris?”

Shout, “SHOW US YOUR CAPACITOR, CHRIS!” over the angry revs of the chainsaw.